i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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