It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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