I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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