He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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