I'd wear matching sweaters with you
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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