I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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