i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
