That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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