i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
