ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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