We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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