): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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