Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My liver just broke up with me...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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