I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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