belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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