first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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