Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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