I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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