i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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