Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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