Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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