I met the friendliest cop last night
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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