Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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