the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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