I must be too annoying 4 u.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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