worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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