I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Randomize
