To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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