That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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