do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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