CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
