Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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