Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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