To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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