I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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