i can't believe i had my finger in that
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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