That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
