Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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