she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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