Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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