so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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