If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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