Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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