i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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