Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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