from now on my penis is your penis
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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