i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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