Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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