I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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