Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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