Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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