I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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