Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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