Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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