Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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