And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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