Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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